“The word ‘homeowner’ has the word ‘meow’ in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again.”
“One cat won’t fix all your problems… but three might.”
“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
“I have lived with several Zen masters—all of them cats.”
“Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.”